You Might Be A College Baseball Fanatic If:

• You think the four food groups are hot dogs, cracker jacks, peanuts and sunflower seeds.
• You think the sounds of the ballpark include the "ping" of the bat.
• You know every word to "Cheap Seats" by Alabama.
• You own a special "baseball broom."
• Your "baseball broom" is painted in school colors, extraordinarily large, or both.
• You make your own score sheets on your computer.
• You have a "catalog" of great heckles.
• You complain about EVERY called ball and strike.
• You think all the umpires are against your team.
• You collect cheap ballpark giveaways like can koozies, plastic cups and squirt bottles.
• You would wear the same clothes all weekend if you thought they were lucky.
• You feel closer to the people that sit in your section than your own family. (section 104 rocks!)
• You feel embarrassed if you don't make a big enough fool out of yourself.
• You have ever watched baseball in the snow.

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